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Rant to Men: A Lesson About Women and Bras

Before I begin, I know that some men reading this will understand what i'm talking about.  I was introduced to Buzznet by freakpower, an extremely cool and compassionate dude, so I would guess that people who have befriended him online might be similar to him, and don't need this lesson.  But a lot of guys need it so Here I Go:

Woman Not Wearing A Bra DOES NOT EQUAL Woman Wanting Sex.

I am so sick of having to wear a fucking bra because if I don't, men will think that i'm trying to show off my boobs.

Do you know how freaking hot it is in North Carolina, Men?  Do you know how hot it is to wear a sportsbra in these conditions?  It's very hot, and it restricts air flow.

I don't wear underwire bras because they HURT. 

I wish I could go out in public without a bra on and guys wouldn't look at me like I was a slut, or look at me like I wanna be looked at.  I just want to be fucking comfortable!

So screw off, you men who think that a woman without a bra is lookin for something.  Cuz a lot of us don't want your attention, thank you!

And that is all.


Posted on 08/15/2006 3:25 PM Visits: 10
and she was: 08/15/2006 3:55 PM
Amen, sista lady! I wish I could get away without one. But the world is not ready for that.
er ... I always figured it was the boobs themselves that sent that message, via the phenom of (psychological) projection: ie, "she has large boobs; I am hot for her; therefore, it follows that she is hot for me" or, "I can see that she has boobs; she must be a hooer, otherwise she would find a way to hide them."

I spent my entire youth scowling at any random stranger who looked in my direction. it's a genetic lottery. I had really large boobs at a very young age :(=8

I feel your pain.
and she was: 08/15/2006 3:59 PM
ss: I was a C cup by 11. I so feel your pain.
yup, it sucked.
rysa: 08/15/2006 7:38 PM
ladies, thank you for your support. i am an "almost B" so unless i'm jogging or in air conditioning, the bra is useless. that's why it's even more riduculous. And what about men who have boobs? shouldn't THEY be required to wear a bra?
anouketal: 08/16/2006 7:22 AM
Wait, so when girls don't wear a bra it DOESN"T mean that they are hot for me?? Crap, I've had it wrong for so long. All those years on Dead tour and at Rainbow gatherings, I lost my voice from telling all of those bra-less girls that I wasn't a lesbian and to quit trying to woo me to "their team"........my bad.
Abbzinthe: 08/19/2006 11:50 AM
Anouk, not even for the toaster?
rysa: 08/19/2006 11:39 PM
i'm confused re: appliances
and she was: 08/20/2006 10:52 AM
I think if you switch teams you get a free toaster. Recruitment perk.
Abbzinthe: 08/28/2006 4:11 AM
Yes, funk. You're right. I didn't need the toaster and I don't want to touch boobs, so I'm just a queer cheerleader.
By the way---when you get older, you miss the attention. You become invisible. Bra or no bra.If I had known this I would have developed a personality, but I'm afeared it's too late. Ah well.
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